Saving Throw

Weather: Hot day, humid evening.
Hooligans: One
Apologies: Also one
Triumphs: More than one

Rain

Weather: Remember how I said it was trying really hard to rain last night?
Fenders: Maybe?

Creation is an act of sheer will

Weather: Warm, muggy, and trying desperately to rain.
Wildlife: Two slugs *and* a bunny.
Cuts and/or scrapes: 2.5

How to distract me

Weather: Cloudy and a little cold! I might need to get full gloves soon.
Wildlife: Nope
Stops: Nope
Nopes: Two

In which I win

Weather: A cool day and a perfect evening
Encounters: Nothin' but the wind, sugar
Spare tires: -1

Willpower

Weather: Perfect
Bunnies: Two! Two bunnies! Ah ah ah.
Stops: Safeway. Groceries get!
Post title: Ironic

Sudden Introspection

Weather: clear but a little muggy. May be in for some rain.
Slugs: One. He tried to take out my tire.
Wallet contents: one piece of paper.